He's Mean and GREEN!!
Thoughts on Orcs by BulldogLopez
Orcs are green things that live in holes and eat humans for fun. They like working for bad guys with loads of treasure because humans like treasure and Orcs like to eat humans for fun.
Did I mention that orcs like to eat humans for fun? They do.
Here is a picture of a cleaver.
One time a silly human was wandering around the forest (probably looking for treasure) when he ran into this orc. The human took out some white dice and threw them at the orc. He laughed a silly human laugh when the dice showed three silly shields.
The orc cut off the human's arms and laughed. His joke was better.
The human didn't scream for long because he ran out of blood. Humans are so silly.
This orc was painted with green paint because green is the best color. His tunic is blue because this orc sometimes like the color blue. Did I mention green is the best color? The cleaver is covered in human blood.
Humans are silly.